I want a discount for sending text messages. That’s right, I want my cell company to credit my account five cents each time I send a text message instead of making a call (perhaps up to $20 a month or something). Any chance of this happening? Yeah right. They also have a bridge to sell me…
But despite the snowball’s chance of this ever happening, I feel fully justified in wanting it. Why? While I don’t know the exact protocol of each cell company’s text message format, I can make an educated guess at the size of an SMS. If I send a 160 character message using 16-bit characters, I need to send 0.3 kilobytes. I’ll generously double that for overhead information to 0.6 kilobytes. Based on VOIP estimates I’ve read several places, a typical call is 50-80 kbps. But even if I’m way high on this number (and cell phone companies are using some super duper classified compression algorithm) and the real bandwidth is 5 kbps, that’s still 5 kilobytes per second! A 20 second call would be 100 kilobytes. Compare that to less than 1 kilobyte for a text message. My company can literally send hundreds (and probably thousands) of texts for the price/bandwidth of a single, short phone call.
In other words, I am doing a HUGE favor to my cell company by choosing to text rather than make a quick call. How does it reward me? By charging me $0.20 per text or $15 per month for “unlimited”. It should be giving me $15 OFF my bill!
For this very reason, I boycotted texting for a long time, but I finally added it last month. Too many of my contacts need me to be able to text. I’m sure the companies know they have me, and that’s life with an oligopoly that knows it can get away something. The executives are laughing all the way to the bank.
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